her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant
by kailumz8 August 15, 2021
by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022
The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.
Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"
by nightpickle October 14, 2022
steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
by You Don’t Need To Know That June 01, 2020
You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.
Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
by pappasalwaysrollin January 22, 2025
After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.
by Spade. November 29, 2024