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Perverse Instantiation

The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.
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by Paragon98X January 1, 2022
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Instant Sex

A Photoshop or After Effects technique that produces a soft, warm, filmy feel in photos or footage. Everything appears to have a gentle aura.

Instant Sex is accomplished by duplicating a layer, applying a blur to the upper layer, then applying a transfer mode (usually screen) and reducing the opacity. All mentioned effects can be tweaked for the desired look, but the combination of the three is generally referred to as Instant Sex.
1: This footage is terrible! Oh well, nothing a little Instant Sex can't fix. *click click click* Oh yeah!

2: This is too much work, when is Trapcode going to come out with an Instant Sex filter?
by Glenn Riverside August 18, 2006
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Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
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instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.
I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!
by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007
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instant karma

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'
by enjuneer December 24, 2003
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Instant orgasm

what girls often have when an extreme pimp, such as JC Chasez, Will Smith, or myself is in line of sight.
So I was walking on the boardwalk and this girl just falls over next to me and starts making noises. Must have been another instant orgasm.
by Nick D March 6, 2003
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Instantology

Instantology is a field of study that exists for its own sake, studying Instantology. It is a rich area of research, as it appeared out of nowhere only in 2009 (allegedly) and nobody is sure yet what is or what its relation is to other fields of study or the natural world, these questions itself being the focal point of instantological speculation.
I am a window cleaner and theorist of Instantology.

Whilst filling up my wheelbarrow with cheese I had an instantological revelation; that Instantology is a separate expanding universe of pure concept.
by Instantologist May 21, 2009
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