injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023

Sex injury

An injury that happens during sex.

Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.

Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."

by Orik T. Viking December 11, 2021

Ya Yeet Injury

Where you play Modern Warfare with your friends then get a Charley Horse on the mic

Guy 1: YO HE'S ON THE RIGHT

Guy 2: I SEE HIM YA YEET *Charley Horse Occurs*

Guy 1: god fucking dammit he got a Ya Yeet Injury.

by CucciEater142 September 12, 2020

Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.

Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.

by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009

Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.

Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."

by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014

sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm

Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."

by Rising Star June 26, 2009

testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure

PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury

by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016