knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019

Head Injury

When you hit your head.

Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.

by Blarshtabyangthoh February 9, 2021

Injury Theory

The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.

(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely

by SleepyKade April 5, 2021

Sex injury

An injury that happens during sex.

Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.

Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."

by Orik T. Viking December 11, 2021

Gooner injury

An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games

My friend had an Gooner injury

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 31, 2025

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023

injury waiting to happen

Injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face

by Louwie May 4, 2024