Slide into my DMs

To direct message someone on social media

Bro 1: Yo bro, slide into my DMs when you get home so I know you're safe!
Bro 2: Totally bro, you're so caring bro

by ElSmarcho June 4, 2018

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

by dvsjr March 8, 2004

intorweb

intorweb means internet. i can't believe this wasnt in here!1

"omg just google it teh intorweb knows all"

by tendo April 20, 2004

intoxerpated

ADJ. The feeling you get when you are drunk and see a chick that you instantly all for; said chick does not need to be overly attractive or ridiculously cool, for whatever reason you are madly in love with her at that moment. This word is a combination of the words "intoxicated" and "twitterpated".

"I'm still riding a boner coaster from that chick in the skirt, dude. She's got me straight up intoxerpated."

by a quickdraw/ripcord production April 1, 2006

intourettes

The condition whereby it is difficult for one to refrain from saying something entirely inappropriate, offensive or irrelevant when communicating via the internet

Sufferers do not tend to suffer from regular Tourette's syndrome at all. Intourettes syndrome is NOT an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder; a common misconception. In fact it is developed as a result of over-exposure to intense levels of boredom.

Mild cases can occur, where the user types the inappropriate comment but manages to refrain from actually sending it, recognising the social unacceptability of their comment.

Intourettes tends to be more common than Tourette's syndrome because many people follow the viewpoint that anything is acceptable on the internet.

Uninteresting internet user: ahh my mum is pissing me off !!
Intourettes sufferer: Try bending her over the kitchen table and raping her up the shitter with a baguette until she learns her fucking place.

Uninteresting internet user: argh physics exam tomorrow, can't be arsed!
Intourettes sufferer: Kill it. Kill it with a spade.

by fluorescent! May 28, 2010

Into the Woodsed

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.

by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014

hehe into the wind

Do something bad to someone without them knowing and laugh behind their back. Twitter complaining about him now.

The Angry (@NY_Wiseass): Michael Jackson was an asshole in “Remember the Time”
Kar L. Stine (@karyewest): Michael Jackson was an asshole in a lot of his videos. He’d step into the scene, flirt with a mans girl, cause chaos then hehe into the wind.

by Peeo September 11, 2018