in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

Baguettes in the face

Penis on the forehead

He needs some Baguettes in the face

by I_Love_Baguettes July 13, 2020

bagel in the oven

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bagging in the Dirt House

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house.

“Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”

“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

Bagging in the dirt house

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house

“Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024