Fifth Person

Created by comedian Demetri Martin,
it usually starts
"I heard from this guy who told somebody"

In a Fifth Person book...
I heard from this guy who told somebody that Demetri Martin is a great comedian!

by Hershel Krustofski May 01, 2008

Parallel Fifths

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist April 30, 2021

The Fifth Element

In the 1997 movie of the same name, the Fifth Element is Love, the metaphysical unifying force of the physical elements of wind, earth, water and fire, and channelled by the divine being Leeloo as a weapon to destroy evil.

The Fifth Element is the most powerful force there is

by iSage October 11, 2021

Fifth and Forget

for whatever reason, whether it be a celebration or out of misery, buying a fifth of your favorite alcoholic beverage and proceeding to drink it all in a short amount of time, followed by a blackout until the next day.

"dude, congrats on that A! how are you gonna celebrate it yo?"
"i'm for sure about to head to a party to fifth and forget."

"fml dude"
"i got you buddy, lets fifth and forget, always makes me feel better."

by Shamizard November 22, 2011

the fifth element

the weapon to help us defend ourselves from alien shit

''perfect'' - the scientist who made her
''flawless''- the old man who knows about the fifth element

by douchebag of the year January 28, 2017

fifth pillar

Someone who, having intimate knowledge of a company, takes action to destroy that company from the inside.

A certain corporate bookstore treats their store-level employees like they are worth less than dirt. JoAnna, a long-time employee of said bookstore, is sick of corporate abuse and no longer cares whether or not she receives minimum wage to sling coffee. She's the fifth pillar - she will do everything in her power to destroy this bookstore with the knowledge she has as an employee.

by Chaucer October 13, 2013

fifth street

In Texas Hold'em and Omaha variations of poker, the final faceup card dealt and the last round of betting; in Stud games, the fifth card dealt (the third one dealt faceup).

Bruce Lee: Mo made his inside straight on fifth street!
Jose Contreras: Let's stab him after the game.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005