A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths(now starting in elementary school) of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
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Get the IB mug.A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - Programming aimed at the unnaturally bright population in an attempt to overload their brains. However, a true student will respond by adapting and earning their way through.
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"dude, i got a case of the ib's, son."
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by grantaclause December 17, 2007
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Shool for the species of human with brains , that actually USE THEM .. the people in these types of school actually have a purpose and GOAL in life.. not like the fucking losers trying to diss it.. well you know what.. you can just fuck it .. cuz in the future.. all the IB people will be ordering from the drive through when you ask them'' fries with that maam'? '' .. basically IB is for peopel who dont smoke/crack/act like freaking losers -- .. IB is the future of the world, it challenges minds, and its there for benefit of all
Ib Rocks -- and if you have a problem with that.. you can go fuck yourself, cuz the world doesn't give a damn what lame trashy school you go to!
by Pissed off IB student from IB/ BARTOW September 9, 2004
Get the IB mug.This is a disease which affects women of age 13 and up. Symptoms of IBS (irritable bitch syndrome) include but are not limited to;
Yelling
Sarcasam
Cock Blocking
Scratching
Hitting
Complaining
Arrogance
Mood Swings
There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert.
(This disease also affects some males)
Yelling
Sarcasam
Cock Blocking
Scratching
Hitting
Complaining
Arrogance
Mood Swings
There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert.
(This disease also affects some males)
"WTF is her deal man? She yells at me for bringing her coffee?"
"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS"
"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS"
by Kidd Luck May 1, 2007
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