“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

I've made a huge mistake

A phrase used often in the canceled TV show "Arrested Development". The phrase is mostly used when the characters talk to themselves after a serious of poor choices/bad events. It's used to make light of bad situations, although the characters themselves don't find it funny.

MARTA: "I was really worried about you"
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake

by DepressR June 16, 2010

Ivern

Ivern refers to weed.
Also, when you've smoked weed, you become Ivern.

Ivern is a character from League of Legends, the saying is inspired from his character, our long legged happy tree friend with his soothing voice.

"Hey, wanna go smoke some Ivern?"
"Sure, let's get faded af bro"
Some later..
"I'm Ivern af.."
"..."
"Can you make me some pasta?"

by ItsMeMatti April 27, 2020

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

I've been Boesch'ed

When someone rat's you out. When someone throw's you under the bus.

When someone tells the boss on you, your boss calls you into the office. You come out of your bosses office exclaiming I've been Boesch'ed

by Boesch'ed Again May 8, 2009

Ivett

A beautiful moon goddess with long, wavy night black locks and glossy brown eyes with doll lashes. She brightens up a room when she walks in. Her pink lips can say so much to you. She is truly a treasure that is hard to find.

"Wow! Who is that gorgeous girl?"
"That's Ivett. The only reason she's single is because all the boys are afraid to talk to her."
"What an Ivett! Those are pretty tough to find."
"Totally!"

by makeup123 January 23, 2013