canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube

Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.

by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016

British Invasion 2k6

WAS going to be an amazing show, ended up with tear gas, police fucking people up, 2 cop cars getting busted, 40 buildings ruined. Nazi punks & skins started it, but the cops made it worse. Tear gased the building and fucked everyone up, when the riot was outside. Ruined a great show on both ends.

"British Invasion 2k6 was fucking crazy man"
"Yeah I know, the nazi started it up, but the cops fucked it over too"

by teargasfuckedup March 19, 2006

Department of Invasion Prevention

A hypothetical government department that deals with invasions foreign and galactic.

Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"

by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017

Invasion Of Canada

The swift invasion that the United States/Britain/Quebec/Any asshole with one gun will happen should Canada continue to be a manwhore of a country.

Canadian: That will be aboot forty dollars for dat der condum
Me: PIGSHIT! This will never happen after the Invasion Of Canada!

by Dogfijs December 25, 2010

canadian home invasion

When your partner uses a denim strap-on covered in maple syrup on you.

Our relationship was in need of some excitement, so I let her give me a Canadian home invasion.

by GrimmWCS March 23, 2016

Asian Anal Invasion

The act of having anal sex with an Asian

Man, do I love shoving my shaft in that girl and doing an Asian Anal Invasion

by 3hundo September 5, 2016

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005