InTexticated

people that text and drive in a daze and arn't paying attention to driving

"InTexticated"

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"Intexticated"
I'm wondering if there going to come up with a device to determine if your in Intexticated or not while driving ???????

by RowdyRebel November 17, 2009

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intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

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infoxicated

to affect temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by being a room surrounded by absolute hotties.

Jeff was stuttering and was clumsy when we visited my girlfriend in the changing room at the gentleman's club, he was definitely infoxicated.

Bill totally pissed himself when the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders posed with him for a picture, what an infoxicated douche.

by Biggestwhoop October 25, 2011

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Intaxication

The elation of getting a tax refund... Until you realise it was your money to start with.

Vanessa was intaxicated by the prospect of receiving a tax refund.

David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.

Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.

by simon94 August 4, 2010

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