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hypocovidiac

A person who wakes up every day and says he has contracted the Corona virus.
Nina: “have you heard from Dustin today?”

Ava: “Nope he called out sick today..he’s such a hypocovidiac.. but so am I.”
by MotownGIRL April 7, 2020
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super hypo succ

The super hypo succ is just like the hyucc but much more intense. You are sure to lose a few organs as well as going unconscious from this succ. One man reported losing the ability to walk after the super hypo succ.
Matt: It's a shame brandon died at such a young age, what was the cause of it?

Preston: I heard he got the super hypo succ.
by Kranjes McBasketball February 14, 2017
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Genital Hypochondria

Genital Hypochondria (jen-i-tl hahy-puh-kon-dree-uh)
1. (Psychiatry) an excessive preoccupation with one's sexual health and well-being, usually focusing on particular transmitted diseases, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes and/or AIDS that are contracted through sexual intercourse or other intimate sexual contact.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's sexual health and well-being in the genital region.
Signs of GH:
1. Worry followed by an inability to focus on daily tasks. 2. Cold sweats. 3. Irregular itchiness usually effecting the genital area. With continued worry itchiness can spread to other regions of the human body.
Solutions for GH:
1. Go to a local clinic to get a check up. Most cases of GH end up being mental anxiety over an actual contraction of a sexually transmitted disease.
Shawn meets Jane. Shawn and Jane talk and laugh and have some drinks. Shawn and Jane go back to Shawns. Shawn and Jane have sex. Jane leaves. Shawn realizes he doesn't know Jane. Shawn also realizes that he didn't wear protection and that Jane didn't even mention the use of protection. Shawn gets worried. Shawn gets itchy. Genital Hypochondria sets in. Shawn is worried that Jane was a little unclean and that she shared something more with Shawn than just drinks, laughs and a sexual encounter. Shawn should go to the clinic.
by Matt Hodgins May 29, 2007
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Hypochristian

An off shoot of a hypocrite.Those snotty ass church going folks that always praise themselves as the ideal christian and try to force others into behaving more accordingly as they see it fit based on their own actions. The clencher is that when they get home they are they perfect flying examples of satan on earth. Most often they are very crude, disgusting, and perverted people.
"Harry is such a hypochristian. I know for a fact that he rapes his daughter, and he acts like he's a fucking saint."
by Ryan and Toby March 26, 2003
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hypnosex

1) Erotic hypnosis , IE, the art of giving pleasure through hypnotic suggestion. It can bring the subject to a full, strong orgasm

2) Title of various books describing and explaining how to do the above
Hypnosex can be quite pleasurable, and often without physical touch.
by Erotic Tist November 25, 2005
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hoposexual

Someone who really wants to be gay, but isn't. Usually a negative term used by the gay community.
She says she's a lesbian, but I'm pretty sure she's never had a crush on a girl. She must be a hoposexual. Probably emo too.
by gelzo April 29, 2006
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