Hummer

the sexual act of droping your balls into some one's mouth and having them hum to make your balls vibrate

Paris Hilton gives the best hummers.

by the Screaming Tree July 7, 2010

Hummer

Oh look, a Hummer. As you can see, the average Hummer drivers attire includes but is not limited to: Flatbill cap(typically worn backwards at an angle), aviators or some sort of sunglasses, TAPOUT shirt, and board shorts. Watch as he flaunts his wallet, and plastic girlfriend.

Look at that toolbag getting out of his hummer. Im not sure what costs more; The girl he's with, or the gas.

by Rocket1771 September 3, 2010

hummersknott

This school is an absolute shit hole riddled with lesbians the school is full of horrible bitchy girls most the teachers are nonces and touch up kids Mr kelvey brown was the biggest nonce there but he left last year hummersknot always threaten to have fights with Carmel which never actually happen the head teacher is an absolute mad man if your thinking of sending your kids here be prepared for them to become a drug dealer

Dave: oh my dealer went to hummersknott

by Rosie ward November 7, 2020

hammershow

When 3 or more girls get together at a bar and all of them become so intoxicated they can barely see.

"Last week at the bar was a total hammershow for the girls"

by Rozlyn July 4, 2007

hummerbird

Someone who flits from sexual partner to sexual partner, performing oral sex on each of them.

The men were upset when the hummerbird didn't show up last night - they couldn't have an oral orgy without one.

by JKay September 8, 2012

Hummer

A Military styled 'SUV type' vehicle for everyday roads (unfortunately), which functions as an ego-booster for people who seek to intimidate other drivers by appearing to be big, tough MILITARY types. They usually appear wider and more 'bulletbroof' than most regular 'SUV's.

ANNOYED DRIVER TO A HUMMER-DRIVING HOTSHOT: Hey there wannabe soldier!, go buy yourself a TANK and go to war!. That'll show 'em how big of a man you are!

by Space Demon-69M December 11, 2015

Hammerschmidt

Sombody with a long schlong. He uses it well and can make anybody well just by slapping them with it!!! He like donuts also

Hammerschmidt made me fell better last night. He also gave me a donut

by Big dick giles aka russo February 14, 2019