Humidatitties

Sweaty, hot, and moist kitties. Instead of saying "Boob sweat" I have humidatitties.

Instead of saying "Boob sweat" I have humidatitties.
It's so hot I have humidatitties.

by Heidi Hoe 2 August 19, 2024

Humidi-balls

When it’s so humid your fucking balls stick to your inner thigh.

Man I fucking hate Texas humidity it give humidi-balls

by Ballsy15 May 5, 2025

Humidititty

Having a massive amount of sweat collecting between dem titties. Quite similar to swamp ass.

Damn, it’s getting hawt in here. I have humidititty like a motherfkn.

by Bbkeithsweat May 31, 2025

Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011

vagina humidor

The act of inserting a cigar into a vag during sex.

Oh Man! He Bill totally had his game on! She got him off while doing her with a cigar! He used her like a vagina humidor!

by va j j October 11, 2018

Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023