homiesexual

when you act 100% gay with your friends but you’re actually straight

tyler: can i tickle your balls real quick?
jackson: no that’s gross!
tyler: don’t worry, it’s homiesexual

by melody money June 23, 2022

Homie Stock

When you die from total BS in Smash Bros and your homie's like,"Don't worry, homie stock," and jumps off the platform to their death to even the amount of stocks to what it would be if the BS were not to occure

"DUDE! THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT! I CLIPPED THROUGH THE STAGE!"
"Don't worry buddy, Homie Stock."

*dies

"Thanks homie."

"Non problem homie."

by The wise cracker May 22, 2019

homie robot

A dumbass who likes pink sheep and is a homosexual straight female that is homophobic

Fuck you homie robot.

by I hate people I’ve met before October 29, 2022

Homiesexual

When you got to pull a favor for the boys. Such favors tend to be sexual, but non-homosexual.

Eating your boy's ass ain't homosexual it's homiesexual.

by Papa Wallams October 18, 2017

Homies

Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.

When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.

by Kevin December 11, 2019

Homiesexual

Homiesexual is a sexuality, and is related to homosexuality and heterosexuality, you still maintain your heterosexual identity outside of your friendships, but when you’re interacting with your homies, it will be acceptable to make homosexual comments to them. Without the fear of being called gay. People who identify as a homiesexual, is free of using phrases such as “no homo” since their sexuality is already disclosed.

Person1 “Yo, homie! I see yo’ cute ass lookin’ nice and tight today, love you cutie.”
Person2 (Homie) “Aye, thanks homie! Yo’ sexy ass lookin’ fine too ;)”

Person3 (Observing Conversation) “Man, y’all a bunch of homiesexuals!”

by ej-elskakje-dej February 19, 2018

homie drop

A homie drop is when a friend is fucked up either by gang related injuries or by drugs and you have to drop them off at the hospital entrance only to depart immediately afterwards.

Jerome: "Yo Tommy what happened to Darren last night?"
Tommy: "Nigga got fucked up at that party so we had to homie drop him before shit got real"

by P.Enus April 13, 2016