1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants
2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed
2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed
1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole
2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down
2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down
by misandry man April 06, 2011
The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.
A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"
Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."
Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."
*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*
Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."
Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."
Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."
*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*
Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."
by Team Twat October 24, 2010
When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die
hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him
by obese dese nuts January 19, 2011
by brodangles September 16, 2011
Dress up as Captain America and shit in a girl's vagina, then proceed to fuck her with a statue of liberty figurine
by Joelsucks February 21, 2017
When you spread hummus along a woman's vaginal crease and then thrust your penis inside. The warmth of the vagina gives it the name hotpocket while the Greek comes from the delicious hummus spread.
by scaredcaucasianchildren August 05, 2015
by raul tha "plumber" April 11, 2011