2 definitions by scaredcaucasianchildren

A short Mexican who gets angry at being called such because he says he's Puerto Rican but we all know south of the border counts as Mexican anyway. Plays Pokemon to the point where he emotionally breaks down because he missed the level 100 Pokemon he traded for a level one Mew. Also cried because he couldn't beat Mario Brothers. Otherwise he is a very decent person to be around. Easy to make nicknames for too.

When you spread hummus along a woman's vaginal crease and then thrust your penis inside. The warmth of the vagina gives it the name hotpocket while the Greek comes from the delicious hummus spread.