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Extract the Hostages

How you refer to masturbation if you play too much Counter-Strike, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6, or especially SOCOM. You may refer to your porn as intel and your hand as your squad or team, and your penis could be the compound.
Alright team, thanks to the intel we have gathered Firteam Bravo is going to extract the hostages from the terrorist compound.
by AdDiCtEd2sOcOm December 10, 2008
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Chocolate Hostage

by Raz April 11, 2003
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held hostage

wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!

she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!

he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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Polish Hostage

Another term for a person wanting to attempt suicide, usually involving police intervention.
Officer Smith had to respond to the high railroad bridge over the river- There was a polish hostage up there threatening to jump.
by Someone unlisted November 20, 2010
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Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit
I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage
by chutneyferret January 21, 2004
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When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off
Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!
by Merrgear August 13, 2021
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HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

the name/term for the event of 01.03.08 when Britney Spears was carried off in a stretcher (with ankle restraints in use) for mental evaluation in hospital after using a toxic substance in high volume, which may have been responsible for her refusing to give her two children, sean preston and jayden james to her partner, kevin federline (kfed) within her visitation rights.
guy 1: hey Gary, did you hear that Simone got kidnapped yesterday?she was screaming and everything!

Gary: hey, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08
by Jilania January 13, 2008
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