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Hopped off the porch

The day your innocence was lost, when you started conducting yourself as an adult. The point in time when you go from child, to adult. More examples would be having sex, getting high, and breaking the law. Popped your cherry.
I was 14 years old the day I hopped off the porch. That was the first time I smashed a hoe.
by FL_MEX_FTW March 24, 2021
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hoopdie

a pice of crap, usually a "car" that has two or more of these qualitys
(1) been crashed and never been to a body shop,
(2)rusted everywhere,
(3) painted with a paintbrush,
(4) home-drawn flames on the side,
(5) has faggidy rims,
(6) a wooden spoiler made in the back yard and nailed to the trunk,
(7) has racing numbers even though it couldnt be possible to race,
(8) a fake engine blower nailed to the hood
my dad's neihbor is a fool and has a MAJOR hoopdie my dad calls it the hoopdy-mobile
by Bubba2x4 April 16, 2009
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Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.
by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007
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HoodedCobra

Girls love the way a HoodedCobra feels far more than those cut cocks.
by Hooded March 5, 2004
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Hopped

A slang word for getting jumped or bet up by a group or just a person
Kid: did you here Tommy got hopped ?!

Kid 2: yea he got hopped by that group of lads down at he park

Kid: he was properly bet up man
by Typicalireland September 3, 2016
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hooded prawn

by johnfannyloz December 30, 2006
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Hooded Purp

Dale's wife was chasin the cubby Hooded Purp(s) the whole marriage
by Circasurviveguy1 August 23, 2011
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