David went through BK drive through and was pleasantly surprised when he found a “hoop in the sticks”.
by Mustngsaliez February 04, 2020
Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.
J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."
(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."
(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
by PineapplePizza117 June 19, 2022
by .PiCe.NuSSy. September 14, 2008
Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
by Lady S August 13, 2007
The large, metallic, ring-shaped ear-rings worn by the chavette. This is an integral part of the female slapper uniform.
by Scarvandaj September 07, 2005
by 4thosAbout2rock October 22, 2005