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Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.
by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010
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Hookers gonna hook

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...
by kaboom35 June 8, 2011
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Bionic Hooker

Often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. It is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prostitute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.
Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!
by Nematodirus helvetianus June 23, 2015
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attention hooker

Someone who basically does everything for attention.
Did you see Nils making such a big scene for losing his pen yesterday? What a "attention hooker"!
by OrkaMeNamnen October 20, 2020
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Crotch of Hookers

A group consisting of three or more hookers, usually on the street.
"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"

"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."
by ItalySpotter September 1, 2011
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Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.
I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!
by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007
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