hoobastank

An extremely mediocre band.

i've listened to all of my good music, and I don't want to listen to bad music, so I'll listen to hoobastank.

by Clarrissa Langley May 9, 2004

Hobby Nazi

Hobby Nazi

A person who has no hobbies but to do nothing with their spare time souly to sabatage other peoples activities and/or fun, many times using reverse psychology to bring him,her, or them, down to the instigator's (hobby nazi's) level of wasting spare time purposly to " bore and screw them out of the other persons usual spare-time activities"

If other people can go about participating in their hobbys in which the hobby nazi cannot do, he/she will try to bring you down with them, into doing nothing.

"Yo Kevin is a hobby nazi!"
"DON'T DO IT, hes a hobby nazi!"

by $Won$ February 16, 2006

hoobert

a guy with a giant mole
a pretty gay person
with a small package

yo man that hoobert is almost as gay as that levik

by a nukka wit attitude July 6, 2008

hooblahs

when a grandmother's breasts tangle into a knot

"shit, check out those hooblahs!!!"

by Henry (Jesus' Homeboy) October 19, 2004

Hobby Lobbyist

A person who calls themselves pro-life, but is really only concerned with life from conception to birth, ignoring said child after it leaves the womb. True pro-life individuals are equally concerned with feeding, clothing, housing, educating and raising the child until it reaches maturity.

Also known as using the power of a corporation to spread your own religious beliefs.

I am tired of listening to you drone on and on about how pro-life you are. Didn't you vote for cuts in education, social services, WIC and comprehesive/inclusive healthcare for women? You've turned into such a negative, Hobby Lobbyist - all you care about is the fetus!

by [e-mail] July 7, 2014

hoobastank

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank

it is not a good smell...

by lance January 21, 2005

Hobby

An activity that require to spend lots of money you don't have to do things you don't need to do.

HAM: Dude, check this brand new multi-band transceiver I've got. I've paid just $999 for it! Isn't that great?
non-HAM: Man, what for?!
HAM: well... you know... it's my hobby, duh.

by InnerBushman September 13, 2009