No Homers Club

1. A club where one Homer is allowed.
2. A message board full of "Simpson" nutcases and weird characters.

"It's No Homers.. we're allowed to have one".

by Friz August 27, 2003

Hungry Homer

A fat guy who eats a meal during sexual intercourse.

Phil - "I was so hungry last night I made myself a footlong BLT sub."

Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Homer Simpson

an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his family

Marge: Homer Simpson! You get down here!

by Angie Fu Fu November 16, 2004

Homer Simpson

The most popular dad on tv(probably cuz he strangles his kids)

D'oh, said Homer Simpson

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

Homer Moment

This is inspired by the greatest drunk of all time, Homer Simpson. When you realize there is something you have to do cause its in your schedule but don't remember for the life of you where it came from.

A - ooh it says I have to go to Yings with J, I wonder when I put that in there.

J - You drunk bastard. Having another Homer moment?

by Michael Geico September 22, 2010