Hobknocker

Did Nick makeup ALL definitions of this word too?!?!

Nick was talking to Dani and mentioned that someone was a hobknocker.

by SP.1012 January 23, 2023

habnacker

An inbred fuckface that annoys the shit out of people.

Marshall Taylor you freaking Habnacker

by Habnacker June 19, 2016

Hobknocker

A person, specifically a man, who goes around slapping pro in the face with his penis

That hobknocker just hit me in the face with his wee wee. I'ma go drink bleech

by SuikaZaddy August 13, 2017

Hobknocker

One who wanks off in your local 7 eleven to cheap runway magazines. Meanwhile your in the next stall down.

There’s a fucking hobknocker in the next stall down!

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

Hobknocker

somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns

This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker

by Jman1426 October 22, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

HKnocker

A Bracelet of the sort, that someone wares until a Cretan event occurs as defined by the warier, and if the bracelet falls off before the event happens, then its not meant to happen the event, if not, then the Bracelet is met to be removed as soon as posable when the event happens, or as soon as you can get it removed, also the Bracelet MUST be made of a material that IS biodegradable such as cotton or rope-like substances.

"my HKnocker bracelet fell off, looks like ill never get into Harvard.."

by LifeGiver February 28, 2009