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-hey whos you love
-oh I'm hermionesexual
by iminlovewithhermionegranger January 8, 2021
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Hermione

A know-it-all witch from the Harry Potter books.
"You suck-up! Stop being such a Hermione!"
by Alyssa February 11, 2005
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the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."
by Simple Plan Hater June 30, 2005
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Hermionesexual

Hermionesexual is where you are utterly obsessed and in love with Hermione Jean Granger.
Y/n: I am so in love with Hermione Granger!!!
Fred: You must me Hermionesexual!!
Y/n: I guess I am.
by SlütforHJG December 29, 2020
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Hermione

Noun:
Possibly the biggest cum-dumpster in Harry Potter, with the obvious exception of Dumbledore, who got sperminated by at least fifteen guys and got abortions for all of them except the Ginger fatass.

Verb:
To correct an inaccuracy in grammar during sex.
Ex:1
Guy 1: Hermione's a total slut.

Guy 2: Well yeah but not as much as Dumbledore.

Guy 1: Well that goes without saying.

Ex:2
Guy 1: So how'd things go last night?

Guy 2: Real good at first... But then she totally Hermione'd me. I yelled "Who are you fucking!" and she was like, "That SHOULD BE WHOM! WHOM ARE YOU FUCKING" And after that I developed ED.

Guy 1: Don't you mean "Really WELL at first?"
by Disappointed Weasley January 7, 2011
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Hermione Granger

Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
by HarryPotterBuffy February 27, 2022
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hermione

the little bitch in harry potter books that thinks she is soo damn special and smart.
look at that hermione wanna be she is trying to mack on my man!
by none yo buisness mofo April 26, 2003
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