Hermione

A badass deathcore band from utah

Have you heard of hermione?

The harry potter character?

No! The band..

No dude..

Oh, well they're a fucking badass underground deathcore band from utah

by irockout January 17, 2011

Hermione Granger

Female Ron

Harry to Hermione Granger- "Hello Female Ron"

by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011

hermionesexual

being in love with hermione granger ! <3

-hey whos you love
-oh I'm hermionesexual

by iminlovewithhermionegranger January 8, 2021

Hermione

A know-it-all witch from the Harry Potter books.

"You suck-up! Stop being such a Hermione!"

by Alyssa February 11, 2005

hermione granger

the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.

"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."

by Simple Plan Hater June 30, 2005

Hermionesexual

Hermionesexual is where you are utterly obsessed and in love with Hermione Jean Granger.

Y/n: I am so in love with Hermione Granger!!!
Fred: You must me Hermionesexual!!
Y/n: I guess I am.

by SlütforHJG December 29, 2020

Hermione

Noun:
Possibly the biggest cum-dumpster in Harry Potter, with the obvious exception of Dumbledore, who got sperminated by at least fifteen guys and got abortions for all of them except the Ginger fatass.

Verb:
To correct an inaccuracy in grammar during sex.

Ex:1
Guy 1: Hermione's a total slut.

Guy 2: Well yeah but not as much as Dumbledore.

Guy 1: Well that goes without saying.

Ex:2
Guy 1: So how'd things go last night?

Guy 2: Real good at first... But then she totally Hermione'd me. I yelled "Who are you fucking!" and she was like, "That SHOULD BE WHOM! WHOM ARE YOU FUCKING" And after that I developed ED.

Guy 1: Don't you mean "Really WELL at first?"

by Disappointed Weasley January 7, 2011