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Helmet Liner

The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.
Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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Helena College

An all-white private school located in the Perth Hills of Western Australia that implements the International Baccalaureate system, a nifty financing trick which requests a hefty sum of 15k a year from students parents. The notion is that they provide a prestigious level of education over government schools like Eastern Hill. But since half of the staff own an Audi, it's pretty clear they don't have much integrity and would rather bust their budget on another trip to the local casino.
Davo: "Look at that rich cunt sitting over there with the all blue uniform and everything, I bet he goes to Helena College"
Warren: "Gotta feel sorry for him honestly, he's probably gonna go broke in the near future"
by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018
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Helena

Helena is a gorgeous girl/woman.She’s really strong and she usually has a great personality.A girl with the name Helena will be really competitive,but that will help her in life
If u met Helena and become her friend ur extremely lucky
by Reesetheminion February 26, 2018
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Poo In Helmet

The highest form of bullying in Edward's dodgy-end of Manchester. Likelihood of being bullied is increased by wearing BDU's to work, stealing bottles of beer from work, and living off a diet of only Pringles and Noodles.
Manchester's local chav set gave Edward a poo in helmet last week. He didn't bother cleaning it before he put a photo of him wearing it on Faceparty.
by DTDonFP April 4, 2008
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Mary-Helen

Mary-Helen is quirky and unique. She is usually tall, and blessed with athletic grace - sexy in the extreme. She makes friends easily and is loyal and true to those she loves. An excellent mate and a superior mother she brings happiness and stability wherever she goes.
Clever and quick-witted she's also a marvellous cook.
Little boy to dad:
'when I grow up I want to spend my life with a Mary-Helen'
by Wordybird February 4, 2010
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Helene

Helene is probably named after someone's grandma, as she gets asked that question a lot. Everyone thinks her name is beautiful, although they never quite know how to pronounce it. She often goes by Helen, just for the sake of simplicity, but she doesn't really mind. Helene will answer to any name even remotely similar to her own, which confuses many other people
mike: is that helen?

john: no, its helene
by okhelen October 5, 2019
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helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.
Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.
by Honorarius May 21, 2006
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