Heebing

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.

Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.

by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010

mitch hedberg

a comedian with one of the funniest and greatest voices of all time considered to be the Next sienfeld (but funnier) but died march 30th 2005 about the time the pope died and his death got over shadowed by the Popes death though some people knew he died (including the fan basis of NGs . com)

Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz the dude didn't even get his degree. Alright.

WHY The Fuck did mitch hedberg half to die what bullshit is this

by TheBoneThug July 31, 2005

Heebfest

a party consisting of trespassing in an abandoned townhouse, underage drinking, and marijuana use.

Hey, are you going to Heebfest tonight?

Are we Heebing it up tonight?

Heebfest 2 next week bro.

Fuck, Heebfest just got busted.

by Dr. Love CHS March 23, 2010

hebephile

Someone who is attracted to adolescents.

A hebephile prefers to be with teenagers.

by Candy December 16, 2003

hebe

A Racial Slur against Jews Derived From a Contraction of Hebrew.

That Christ Killen' Hebe Jewed me off Again, Damn Kike.

by Zack_A February 12, 2006

Hebedehep

A word that can pertain to any situation/greeting/object.

"Hebedehep", said Sally to the mailman.
"That dude just got his hebedeheps shoved up his hebedehep!", exclaimed John.

by Little Titan August 4, 2008

heebie jeebies

A sensation one feels when they enter a scarey situation with unknown consequences.

The kids all got the heebie jeebies as they entered the old haunted mansion on a Halloween dare.

by Lonni Jobe October 13, 2003