nathan hawker

Nathan hawker is the kinda guy that has a very large penis, the biggest around. Ladies usually go towards a Nathan hawker because of his skills in the bedroom. He is extremely handsome, pulls 12/10's and is a great laugh. Everyone wants to meet Nathan hawker and his massive 3rd leg

I wish I was 'Nathan hawker', I'm so jealous , why do all the ladies fancy him

by Anne alves February 11, 2017

Tony Hawker

A fat line of coke

That fatass line was a real Tony Hawker

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Ava Hauser

A man steeling ugly bitch who will flirt with every guy she meets

Friend : here comes Ava Hauser

You : didn’t she steel ur man last week

by Gugdj December 3, 2019

Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear

He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.

by Steeatsea March 28, 2020

Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021

Madeline hauser

The hottest woman alive

Madeline Hauser is the hottest person alive.

by Maddddddawg September 30, 2021

Brand Hawkers

1. A Place that turns small businesses into household names
2. A Humble abode where creativity has no limits.
3. A group of hustlers who work smart & play hard.

Brand hawkers helped me grow my business !!!

by D2C buddy November 23, 2021