Joel hatch 

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282

JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"

Joel hatch by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017

Hostage hatch 

Asshole

Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"

Hostage hatch by Rent payer December 1, 2022

Elephant Hatch 

Refers to the vagina of a Swamp Donkey (a term also listed on Urban Dictionary). This orifice can be deadly, and often is a breeding ground for murky parasites.

My friend got infected by a real murky swamp donkey after infiltrating her elephant hatch.

Elephant Hatch by The Herder June 29, 2011

sex hatch 

another term for the vagina

can i coress your sex hatch caitlin

sex hatch by mysterious fag June 25, 2006

t-hatch 

someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.

"dude! john pulled a t-hatch last night!"
"what?!"
"yeah! he fingered her ass hole!"

t-hatch by modeff July 12, 2009

Bait and Hatch 

When a girl knows a guy is going break up with her, she has sex with him with the intention of getting pregnant so that he will not leave her.

Julia pulled a bait and hatch on Juan and it worked. He stayed with her for the sake of the baby.

Bait and Hatch by Tasha Doe November 23, 2009

Snatch Hatch 

The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.

If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.

Snatch Hatch by Dodgamatic October 11, 2014