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self harming troll

When a user of the Internet gets caught by their own misuse of the Internet.
I.e when a user searches for the definition of a word that is unknowingly spelt incorrectly, only to find it on a site that they themselves have listed it on as a stupid way of spelling said word.

"Tom was a self harming troll when he looked up 'urben dictionary', only to find he was the one that had earlier defined it as a stupid person's way of spelling 'urban dictionary''.
by Mr Love Pebbles March 28, 2015
mugGet the self harming trollmug.

one up the bum no harm done

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding
One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
mugGet the one up the bum no harm donemug.
Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
by Mike February 11, 2006
mugGet the one up the bum, no harm donemug.

The harm

I mean, the harm is obviously the potential for parents who don't want their kids to be trans or who don't believe that "trans" is a thing their child can be... having their kids taken away by the state.
Hym "That's the harm. Not to mention the side effects of the treatment. You hear the new Jordan Peterson trans rhetoric? Girl's can't be trans! It's a men's issue. They don't care about the little boys doing it. They need to keep that fresh pussy pure for their incest breeding cult."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
mugGet the The harmmug.

Self Harm

Self harm (abbreviated as SH) the process of where one hurts themselves due to emotional, physical, or mental pain. its commonly associated to cvtting themselves, but also can be of different forms such as pulling at hair, picking at skin and etc. its like an addiction where you can't stop, once you start, you can't go back. its an unpleasant feeling where you keep on blaming yourself, and are considering to SH. some people associate SH with being "emo" or a pick me who wants attention, but its really not that at all, its more painful experience if you do it and if someone wanted attention, they wouldn't do something that slowly destructs them. i have practiced SH in the past and it's a horrible experience and feeling that I hope no one should go through, and if you are practicing SH, I want to tell you that it's going to be alright, no matter what your facing, your doing just great, and even if I don't know who you are, just know that i care for you. <3
EX 1
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.

EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
by lorainee :3 March 7, 2025
mugGet the Self Harmmug.

Jan Harms

Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)

He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<
by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Jan Harmsmug.

Nicolaas (Self) Harm

Short guy who gets touched and intimately stroked by a group of 4 super cool people who are way better than him!!
"I just touched Nicolaas (Self) Harm, it was so good!!"
mugGet the Nicolaas (Self) Harmmug.

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