Tee Harbor Crew

A group of young males found in Tee Harbor, Alaska. These children grow up isolated from the outside world, and have to drive 20 miles to school every morning. The kids are cooler than anyone else.

The members of the Tee Harbor Crew are out shenaniganing again; The Tee Harbor Crew is better than anyone else.

by TeeHarborCrew May 5, 2009

Gig Harbor

small town of Washington State where old people live and many teenagers reside. Old people enjoy the town, while the teenagers hate it.Everyone sits around til 9 comes. That is when everyone drives around waiting who will volunteer to throw the party tonight. People often meet at the McDonalds parkinglot, where it is not uncommon to see 40 teenagers at a time (half of them already drunk). There are parties every weekend and often people sleep in their cars. Weed is found in humungous quantities, but quality is hard to find.

Teenagers get wasted in Gig Harbor every night.

by rosie aka ajax ::.:: alex rose April 25, 2006

Harbolack

to get fucked over, to have been done wrong. cheated in some way or another.

Trever had been harbolacked for the lasst time by Steve, Steve must now die.

by chris carbone December 21, 2004

Harboner

What every University of Michigan fan has right now.

I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.

by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015

Harborbeat

Very fast, very quick, very speedy. Fast like the heart beat of a fat man in an all you can eat buffet. A Cody usually uses this word. Especially when he is exhausted or having a stroke.

If y’all don’t shut up, I’ll have you discord muted in a harborbeat.

by TormentedMarsupial June 4, 2020

Harbor Freight

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.

I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.

by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023