fastest hands in the west

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice

damn he got the fastest hands in the west

by supasaiyand February 15, 2018

Mackin Handshake

When you meet a girl at a bar and end up fingering her at the bar or right outside the bar in an adjacent alley. It happens so quickly, it is practically during the introduction.

Person #1 - "Hey where did Mark go?"
Person #2 - "He is in the corner giving some bitch the Mackin Handshake"

by M.Boy October 12, 2010

Pad Hands

A serious condition in which drummers who drum exclusively on a gum-rubber pad or any other type of drum pad (i.e. HQ ReelFeel) cannot execute what they can play on a pad correctly onto an actual drum. Causes major embarassment when you want to show off to your friends what you can play on your drum pad, but can't play it on an instrument.

Derek: Johnny's been playing flam 5's on his ReelFeel pad but when I told him to play it on my marching snare, he failed miserably.

Jim: Sounds like Johnny's got a bad case of pad hands.

Johnny: Fuc* you guys

by SDdrummer2012 December 27, 2011

Tarkatan handshake

when your arm breaks so that the bone is sticking out and you use the bone as a dagger like weapon.

Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon

Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake

by qbal02 April 3, 2013

porn star hands

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.

damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

by optionaljoystick January 10, 2012

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

run these hands

To fist fight with someone.

You better stop talking shit or I'm gonna run these hands on you.

by vato-mas_quemado April 26, 2016