Hanchett

A hole torn from the anus to the vagina during sex.

Dude keith totally gave alexa a Hanchett last night." "what did she say about it?" "Nothing shes in the hospital."

by luvs2spoog January 11, 2011

Handcuff Free

The definition of Handcuff Free means freedom. Freedom from certain things that shackle us as we journey through out life....
Drugs, Alcohol, Crime, Negative thinking, Stress, Poverty, Jail, Depression, Poor relationships, Debts, etc...

Handcuff Free: recognizes the daily struggles that we all face to obtain freedom in many different areas of life. Rather it be jail, stress, poverty, depression, drugs, finances, bad relationships, etc. We all desire to break free from something or someone at times.

I saw a guy wearing a Handcuff Free t-shirt today. I asked him did he just got out of jail. He replied no! he just got a divorce from his ex-wife.

by MR. HANDCUFF FREE November 17, 2009

handicrapper

A fully mobile person who prefers to use the larger handicapped stalls in restrooms.

Wheelchair Bob really needs to drop a deuce, but there's a handicrapper in the stall.

by thomas hooverbagel July 23, 2010

golden handcuffs

An analogy for the restrictions put upon oneself when they graduate from college, get a "career job" and a house loan.

You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.

"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."

"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"

by Pyrocat April 18, 2008

Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

Salmon handcuffs

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010