Handstopping

A sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient's anus, thus simulating French horn playing.

The horn player does some handstopping with the violinist after the show.

by retailer123 October 19, 2011

Handitard

A physically handicapped retard

"Good god, you are such a fucking handitard!"
"Look at that guy over there... I think he's a handitard."

by madman1050 September 21, 2016

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

handstigating

Using one hand to type.

Ugh, Lisa is such a slow typer when she’s handstigating.

by Guchie June 1, 2018

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

hanjistunning

a human that goes with she/her pronouns. Addicted to Stray Kids especially Han Jisung. She loves the members equally and she believes in 'stray kids is eight'.

hanjistunning is the leader of stay clown cult
hanjistunning's agenda is to attack page using Felix contents

by irizrawrrawr April 7, 2021

hankist

A religion based around the actor

Oh, you're Buddhist. I am a hankist

by Jacob132r November 11, 2021