dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022

to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,

Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)

by Bunny Boiler September 26, 2006

your mom and a handbag

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."

joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag

by copoc October 16, 2006

gay as a handbag full of rainbows

Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.

"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."

by Alex_2525 June 30, 2006

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.

Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!

by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025