The Devil's Handbag

The act of anal fisting while wearing the scrotum like a bracelet (scrotums can be perforated over time with nasty piercing techniques)

"I just don't feel right delivering the fist without the Devil's Handbag -- you think maybe you could knock a hole in there for me?"

by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010

hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021

Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2

Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol

by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021