Hancock

a movie with Will Smith that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Friends: Hey, let's watch Hancock!
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

by Thinking is not a crime May 3, 2009

John Hancock

When a male ejaculates on a female's body spelling out his name in the process

Rich John Hancocked his girlfriend Becky in the coat room last night

by Jackalope Joe August 31, 2007

Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses

jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline

by thats not art January 8, 2010

Hancock

A person who thinks they are god and can do anything

*Throws ball at hoop from other side of field*
"Man,you ain't Hancock."

"Dude,I jumped off a 4 story house and survived.I must be Hancock"

by ;~; monster March 2, 2010

Hancock

Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.

Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!

by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009

Hanoch

Hanoch is a little L bozo who likes good ole bivouacs. He also likes planes and Doctor Who. He is madly in love with matty miles and backstreet boys. He has physic powers because he is twin. He is also antisocial when doing his thing.

Omg is that Hanoch on a Bivouac!!

by ~Aaliyah~is~the~best~ June 13, 2022

Josh Hancock

Just dumb

"Who was the dumb guy"
"Probably josh hancock"

by anonymous August 26, 2018