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Harvest Moon Cow

The beast that gamers sacrifice to their heathen god, to ensure plentiful apple fritters, and also because they are violent little psychos.
Gamer1 "we scarifice the Harvest Moon Cow to you, for plentifull apple fritters"
Gamer2 "awesome" (he's not the god, we think)
by RTOONS42 June 16, 2009
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Autumn Harvest

When a Vegetarian or Vegan deficates on a sexual partners chest. The feces contains seeds, vegetables, and other things eaten by Vegetarians/Vegans.
"Hey baby it is time for an Autumn Harvest!"
"I just took an Autumn Harvest on her chest"
"That Autumn Harvest was particularly chunky"
by Sam Rowley April 1, 2008
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cum harvester

One who harvests ejaculate fluid.
dude 1: LOL man ur gay!!1
dude 2: Go harvest some ejaculate fluid, you fuckin' cum harvester.
by Arejay April 11, 2005
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Batch Harvest

Relocating human ejaculate from the receiving party to another... possibly the originator, called Snow Balling.

See also Cum Swapping
The only thing better than a Cream Pie is seeing your girlfriends best friend Batch Harvest from her ass
by Bdamn December 19, 2010
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Harvest

to be intimate with a lady and make love rather than have rough dirty sex!
would one like a harvest?
by D. B May 12, 2006
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Orgasm Harvester

A person who performs an orgasm harvest.

Physiologically, it is easier for a man to harvest multiple orgasms from a woman because men usually need to rest between orgasms.
One theory behind why a person would be an orgasm harvester is low self-esteem, much like why some women become sluts.
One theory explaining why some men in particular would be an orgasm harvester is if a typical nice guy gets stuck in the friend zone with every woman he meets, when he finally does get to have sex, he pleasures the hell out of her with the hopes he can do it again in the future.
Jack: You missed one hell of a party. Throughout the night, Jill kept sneaking off with random dudes and sucking them off. She must’ve pleasured half the guys there!
Jim: Wow, talk about your orgasm harvester.

Candy: Lee seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s probably nothing special in the sack.
Sarah: I disagree, my friend hooked up with him and it turns out he’s an orgasm harvester.
Candy: That's hot.
by Thewordmancometh February 12, 2010
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harvest child

The fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). After nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of Thanksgiving harvest. This token of success is an easy way for migrant workers to gain immigrant status.
Henry: You know that Donavon kid from school? Have you ever wondered why he has a fro?

Johnny: Didn’t you know?... he’s a harvest child.

Henry: Oh ok, I guess that also explains why he tans easily.
by wordlife18 October 11, 2009
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