Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 28, 2021

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Hairing

An alternate word to the word "shave" used in the same context as you would skinning something

Person 1 "I think I want to shorten my hair"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"

by _Izzysaurus February 24, 2022

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haidering • Hadering • Hardering • hammering • hankering • harpering • Havering • Hackering • Hairing • Hatering

hairing

when your hair isn’t or is looking as good as it normally does

“my hair isn’t hairing i think i need to wash it”

“WTF IS HAIRING DID YOU MAKE IT UP”

by wanna kms March 14, 2022

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The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

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