Hawaiian hayride

First you Must play somewhere over the rainbow. After that get two coconuts and cut them in halves, proceed to defecate into the coconut halves dividing the fecal matter evenly. Then have your parter put on a grass skirt and place all fours into the coconut halves, they must trot around on all fours whilst the Dom is riding them about like a small pony.

I was cleaning shit off the floor for an hour after I went on a Hawaiian hayride.

by BangarangRoofieGang March 20, 2017

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Hagridtissimus

1. The act of worshipping the almighty and glorious hero only known as Hagrid.

2. Can also be a callout when something bad happens

1. Steve: "Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion"

Dave: "Whats your religion?"

(Shows picture of the almighty Hagrid)

Dave: "I'm interested"

2. Wayne: "So, tell me, how was your date with Vicky last night?"

Kayne: "It was bad, first she was eating like a madman, then puked in my car and THEN didn't even give me the pussy!"

Wayne: "Hagridtissimus dude, I feel ya, what a bitch!"

by General Downsyndrome December 21, 2017

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Hagriding

The act of having Hagrid-like hair whilst riding your bike around town with your arms perfectly flexed at a 90 degree angle while simultaneously swinging from one side to the other in order to maintain balance.

Oh WOW! Look at that girl hagriding down the road!

by Mr. Potter Harry September 25, 2018

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