Hacketty

A really un-funny or irrelevant joke

'That's bent, Darren Bent' that's very hacketty

by Banter@Barton August 14, 2016

hack a shaq

A tactic used to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neal (or another player with a poor free throw shooting percentage, such as Ben Wallace) before the last 2 minutes of a basketball game. This strategy slows down the pace of the game, and is not what basketball was intended to be played like. This tactic is useless with less than 2 minutes, because the team that was fouled can then choose which player goes to the free throw line.

How come the Spurs beat the Suns again in the playoffs? Because Popovich decided to use hack a shaq.

by pacsmanjones May 26, 2008

Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. Tere are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration)

Black-hat (hacking to find exploits and system weaknesses, see cracker)

and Grey-hat (someone who is a little of both)

by Chuck May 6, 2003

Haakon

He is known to be very spontaneous person. He knows how to make a person laugh, and entertain people without even noticing it. He’s a very intelligent person in his own unique ways, and cares deeply for others around him. However, he may not show his feelings at first. When it comes to certain things, there’s always a backstory to tell, but depending on the topic, he may not open up until he really trusts you. When you get to know him more, he is always there for the people that show compassion for him. The things surrounding him in his life that he greatly appreciates are mainly his top priority. Whenever it comes to difficult situations and topics, he is a very understanding person to be with. Although it may not be the best help overall, he still tries his best to support anything in need. If he fails to become a benefit, he is constantly worrying if something he did was wrong of him. He may get upset, and probably even more than others would expect. When it comes to his close ones, he always and forever will have their back no matter how many ups and downs they’ve been through. Yet, not many people get to see a side of him like this, because he has been hurt so bad where it’s really hard to let people in to his life. No one had wanted the opportunity to have the open door of experience to stay and listen to him. Nevertheless, somewhere in his heart is telling him that only certain people he could trust .

Haakon hasn’t been acting like himself lately, but he he keeps telling me that everything is alright .

by gloomyflowers February 13, 2019

wall hacker

A person who cheats in a game like Counter-Strike, where the hack involves lowering the opacity of the walls. Such that players normally cannot be seen since they are behind a wall are visible.

You caught me masturbating...you wall hacker.

by Eric Shi December 23, 2003

hacker noobs

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.

WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!

by Le Godfather July 7, 2010