how to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

by owo_owo_owo November 8, 2019

How To: Get Pussy

This is your very own guide on getting pussy just follow these simple steps:
1st. Ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words "hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty"
4th. enjoy. :)

this teenager got pussy from the guide: How To: Get Pussy
Sad teenager: - "Man I can't get any I tried everything, even yahoo answers"
Me: - "Hmmm.....you sound desperate, how about my new guide How To: Get Pussy

by kevinonurban July 8, 2011

how to get pregnant

bend over and i'll show you.

lols, sally got fucked and is now pregnant. She now knows how to get pregnant.

by Shatonmedeek January 6, 2009

How To Jerk Off

If you are wondering how to jerk off, it is very simple. All you have to do is use 1 of your hands and grab your penis...Then you rub it by stroking it up and down. You should use lube that way nothing happens to you. Jerking off is really fun. And if you jerk off it doesn't mean that you are gay.....you can do it with friends or anyone you choose it doesn't matter if they call you gay your not trust me. And that is all you have to do is sroke ur penis back and forth to make it more entertaining you can finger your ass or rub ur nipples or what ever you want to do. I do mine while I am taking a shit that way no1 knows and you have have a nice job done.

Jerking off is very simple, I will teach you "How To Jerk Off"

by NellyBoy NY March 14, 2009

How to spoken

When someone from a country that does not have English as a second language and wants to communicate with someone who does. Also could be pyrocinical fans using it abusivly where it has no point of meaning.

Someone: How to spoken?
Someone who knows English: What?
____________________________

Pyrocinical Fan: HOW TO SPOKEN?!?! LAUL!!!

by BlizzardGame January 18, 2017

how to die

please dont die i care about you if you need help im here, you can talk to me.
no one wants u to die
no one wants u to go to hell
no one wants u to.. do anything like that.
im here
okay?
if you need support, i can show my discord acc.
(the name and description is a troll) (ON DISCORD)(NOT HERE)
♡DreamSexualAndDreamStan♡#8044
just copy it,
and heres some suicide hotlines if you need them

Argentina: [phone]

Australia: 131114

Austria: 017133374

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 3911270

Brazil: 212339191

Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

China: 85223820000

Croatia: 014833888

Denmark: [phone]

Egypt: 7621602

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 0145394000

Germany: 08001810771

Holland: 09000767

India: 8888817666

Ireland: [phone]

Italy: 800860022

Japan: [phone]

Mexico: 5255102550

New Zealand: 045861048

Norway: [phone]

Philippines: 028969191

Poland: 5270000

Russia: 0078202577577

Spain: 914590050

South Africa: 0514445691

Sweden: 46317112400

Switzerland: 143

United Kingdom: 08457909090

USA: 18002738255

*sigh* "its time." *searches up how to die on urban dictionary*
*another bro comes in* "DONT DO THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU, BITCH" "LETS GO GET STARBUCKS TOGETHER."

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS October 27, 2021

how to masturbate

girls:
take off clothes.
spread your legs
spread lips
rub clit
have fun ;)

guys:
take off clothes
rub dick
have fun ;)

by sexybaby August 5, 2003