Hoskeratti

A group of New Zealand right-wing pundits who are paid to complain on every media channel via thinly disguised "opinion" pieces.

Named after their spiritual leader Mike Hoskings, an antipodean Sean Hannity.

I see the Hoskeratti are all about climate change denial this week.

by Reginald McWangermax September 24, 2019

island hopper

A woman who teases many men by flirting with them and not making up her mind as to who she likes.

"Hey! She was just flirting with me yesterday!"..."Yea dude she's an island hopper."

by W1LDC4RD October 15, 2006

Spot Hopper

1. A person who can never stay at one locale for an evening.

2. A drug dealer who changes your decided upon meeting location frequently.

Guy One: This party is so sick! I'm glad we got here just in time. Let's get some punch!

Guy Two: Yeah, this has been pretty cool. Wanna hit up Peter's now?

Guy One: It's been six minutes...

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Dealer: Alright, so the parking lot behind the school.

Customer: Okay, see you there.

Dealer: Actually, how's the BK by the movie theater?

Customer: That's fine. So I'll see you-

Dealer: Aaactually, let's just do this at the-

Customer: PICK A GODDAMN SPOT, you spot hopper!

by Call Me Email January 18, 2010

Poodle-Hopper

1. (noun) a large cart with wheels used for moving single or multiple poodles from one location to another

Cornelius: "Stanley, play time is over, will you bring the Poodle-Hopper into the rumpus room?"

Stanley: "Yes, immediately, sir"

by WC-surfarmer April 24, 2010

Sloppy Hopper

When you take a bear fight/Leonardo dicaprio(Irish car bomb followed by a jäger bomb)followed by a trash can then go rafting with a shot of knob creek.

I took a sloppy hopper paid my tab then mounted and stuffed a cougar on my wall.

by Sterrringsloppyhoppy July 19, 2016

D Hopper

A woman who hops on random dicks after getting out of a bad relationship.

She's a D Hopper , watch out she's a mess .

by Max2121984 January 2, 2017

Louisville Hoser

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.

I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.

by Scott Fourboy May 16, 2019