TACKY HOOP

A SWEATY BUM HOLE

god i have a tacky hoop.
Its very hot in here my tacky hoop is sticky
i have been to the toilet and still have a tacky hoop
no toilet paper so my hoop is tacky

by GAVALAR August 4, 2011

hoop-d

shitty car

ya hoop-d's a piece of shit

by Griff July 1, 2004

Hoop Earrings

Can make even the whitest of white girls look gangsta

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I love girls that wear hoop earrings

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 27, 2008

hooker hoops

Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.

Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.

Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.

* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.

'Ere, Debz, they got them noo hooker hoops in Argos nah innit.

by Lady S August 15, 2007

Slag Hoops

The large, metallic, ring-shaped ear-rings worn by the chavette. This is an integral part of the female slapper uniform.

"Check out her slag hoops! They almost reach her shoulders!"

by Scarvandaj September 23, 2005

stroker and hoop

- a show on cartoon networks adult swim
- what i call the undercover cops from GTA

Oh shit! I got fucking 4 stars and Stroker and Hoop keep ramming into me!

by 4thosAbout2rock November 25, 2005

Hoop-rock

An older type automobile that is rugged and beat up. This type of car is usually made out of steal and is similar to driving a tank.

You think you own the road because you drive a fly whip? I'll drive this Hoop-rock right through your convertible.

by Deez718 February 16, 2009