handootball

it that shit they call football in the united states , while they grab the ball more than 90% of the match time

damn , handootball sucks a monkey's hairy large balls

by XXaladdin says fuck youXX April 4, 2010

Henao

The most interesting person you'll ever meet. He is very good looking and amazingly talented. Henao is generally awesome at everything you can never beat him. He is just too good. He is a sex god sent down to earth to releive women of their sexual urges and pleasures.

Damn, I would love to have henao all to myself, he is so sexy.

by micknnnom August 14, 2017

handonballinger

A user on “stan twitter” that can be problematic at times and always uses a fancam of the popular youtube sensation colleen mae ballinger rapping

I follow the user @handonballinger on twitter

by Dillon61 April 4, 2020

Henderysexual

Henderysexual Hen-déree-séxūal

Being only attracted to one of a person who is only hendery.

Hendery is a member of WAYV whom is very charismatic, funny, tasty, and very good looking.

(Ex: I shall no longer define myself as "pansexual", I'm "Henderysexual".

by Saggytitsyum August 18, 2020

Dante Henderson

Bible boy with a big cock

Dante Henderson split the red sea with his massive dong

by Velkor February 18, 2022

jebaited peace ima headout

These words are used by a certain ongoing organization called the Jebaited squad. This clan is spread all around the world with different sectors around the world, the words "jebaited peace ima headout" is used by them to say "bye". It's their symbol, they will leave before you can question was they just said. Beware...

Teacher: Alright class you can leave the call
Jebaited user: jebaited peace ima headout
*leaves call*
Teacher: what was that? Hello? Hello!!?!?!

by Phineas#1366 December 6, 2020

Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu

Commonly mistaken for a good basketball player, Hedo Turkoglu is a 6"10, unathletic sloth who gets paid $10 000 000/year (US) by the Toronto Raptors to dribble around the top of the key, take contested 3 pointers early in the shot-clock, and clumsily drive the to basket while utilizing his 11 inch vertical to pass the ball to the perimeter.

Once considered a key piece to an Orlando team which made the 2009 NBA Finals, Hedo is better known as a %40.00 Field Goal shooter throughout his career, who has benefited from being surrounded with elite talents such as Tim Duncan and Dwight Howard in order to mask his many deficiencies as a player. Once securing a large contract with a Toronto Raptors team that was unable to disguise his weaknesses, Hedo was exposed for the lazy, selfish, sub-par athlete he truly is. This was exemplified in his decision to fake a stomach illness in a game the Toronto Raptors lost by 1 point in the 2009-2010 season, to go clubbing. Toronto ended up missing the playoffs by 1 game.

Jack Armstrong: "Hedo, please explain why, in an 82 game season, were you able to play 1, solid all-around basketball game....against the New York Knicks no less?"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu: "Ball"

Jay Triano: "Hedo, are you reviewing your tapes from the LA game"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu (on the couch, eating Pizza and drinking sprite like the lazy, selfish, lying sloth he is): "yes coach"

by porneggs May 5, 2010