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Halloween 

The day you will get to dress in any attire desired (naked is an option). Takes place on October 31st.
*kids walk down stairs naked*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES?
Kids: It’s Halloween
Halloween by Dinglechoch5 October 27, 2019

Halloween 

A day where you dress up as stuff and get candy in return :)
I’m so happy today is Halloween! I will get so much candy!
Halloween by axoooooo March 29, 2021

Halloween 

The day when someone dresses up as Michael Myers. little do you know, he might’ve finally caught Laurie Strode!!
Halloween rocks dude.
Halloween by DogeZardy April 5, 2022

halloween 

Amplified holiday where kids and guys who are dirty minded get into freaky costumes, definitely not recommended,
they also wear dirty minded anime costumes. they should get a life
Person 1: Hey u want to go to Starbucks on Halloween
Person 2: no.
halloween by Nevadas October 3, 2022

Halloween 

"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants.

Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.
Did you see the size of my Jack O Lantern for Halloween this year?
Halloween by DylanRivera October 5, 2022

halloween 

A national holiday, maybe??

Possibly,
1. Halloween is A literal holiday.

2. your mom
Halloween was fun.
"Your mom was fun."
halloween by Nevadas October 24, 2022