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Bad Haircut Day

A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.
-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?

Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.
by Oroboro August 14, 2011
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boxcar haircut

A haircut popular with teenage boys in the 1950s: Longish on the sides combed straight back and with a flat top wiffle pushed up in front with butch wax.
My girlfriend thinks I look like a TV star with my boxcar haircut.
by Allen109 May 22, 2017
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Moggys haircut

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish
God this is taking longer than moggys haircut
by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020
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homemade haircut

Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.
by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020
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16 haircut

A 16 haircut means that you are into animal sex and beastiality. When an individual gets the number 16 shaved into their hair, it’s to let other know that they are looking for animal sex with either a horse or dog
I wasn’t sure if Marty was down to party at the barnyard, that was until I saw his 16 haircut.
by Dale Dan tony the third April 13, 2021
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Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.
I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.
by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013
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baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.
My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.
by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015
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