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The Huffy

When a guy has long hair and you hold onto it like handle bars when he's going down on you. Then you have more control to shove his face in it.
"Chris was eating my pussy lastnight and I took him by surprise when I did the Huffy"
"So that's your fascination with long hair?"
"Don't knock it til you try it"
by deafdumbnblind August 20, 2011
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Hafiy

Human faced devil. He is bad. Stay away from him
He is a Hafiy. He has done alot of trouble
by Sinestro10 December 25, 2016
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Huffy

An unsatisfying and unenjoyable, yet ultimately successful, blowjob.

Like the crappy bicycle of the same name, it gets the job done but that doesn't mean you enjoy it while it happens.
"Yeah I guess I had a good time on my date the other night, the girl was nice but she gave me a total huffy."
by blaupow March 7, 2009
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Huffy Puffy

Another word for hyperventilating, makes your body do extrodinary things like running much faster than you normally do and having faster reactions than normal.

To do the Huffy Puffy you first inhale large breaths and exhale large breaths until you feel dizzy, then you hold your breath and clench all the mucles in your body that you possibly can and then you will feel like your high and your body will do amazingly amazing things that you never thought possible!

This usually lasts for 1-2 minutes, if riding a bike when doing the huffy puffy, you should expect the person to fall over while still on the bike when this process has finished.

please note :
* If the person was in an angry mood when they started to do the Huffy Puffy it might result in the person trying to fight everyone or just one person, if this happens carefully put the person in a headlock until process is over.
* If riding a bike when doing the huffy puffy, you should expect the person to fall over while still on the bike when this process has finished.
* I do not recommend that anyone does this that is under the age of 13, not sure but may lead to brain damage.
* Usually the person that will not remember what they were doing during the 1-2 minutes whil doing the Huffy Puffy.
* I will not be held responsible for anyone dying, hurting themselves, having a concussion, getting brain damage, basically any change to the person in the time from before doing the Huffy Puffy and after it has finished.

dont worry kids, the writing above has a small chance of actually happening but they still apply.

The Huffy Puffy is not to be confused with getting high and does not use any drugs.
Example:

Andrew: Want to do the Huffy Puffy together to see who can run faster Patrick?
Patrick: Ok, i bet you i will win!
Andrew: Yeah right, You're on.
Both:(in the process of the Huffy Puffy)
Both:(go back to normal in approximately 2-3 seconds and both wondering where they are)
Both:(worked out where they are)
Andrew: Ok, that was fun.(both go inside).
by sNiZzLe_BoT April 14, 2008
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haffey

Has got it all. Biggest baddest ass mother fucker to walk on a diamond.
And another homer from Haffey.
by vaginabob January 12, 2015
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Hiffy

A rough form of fellatio, characterized by low skill level on the part of the giver. The act is characterized by rough, rapid and boringly repetitive motion. The giver is attempting to cover her lack of skill through more intense, albeit more basic stimulation. This act is sometimes called a "caveman". Compare to python fellatio and porn star fellatio.
She looks smokin' hot, like she knows what she's doin', but once you get her home the best she can pull off is a hiffy.
by ShepSchultz April 5, 2015
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haffa

a word that means "have to", but in a much cuter fashion. TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORD WILLIE!
willie: allison, I totally do need to come visit you at college!
allison: no, like, you seriously haffa!!
by iamrightc? September 10, 2011
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