Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.

Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

Papa Günter

The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.

Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

Guatemalaness

A term referring to the essence or aura of a Guatemalan born person or someone of Guatemalan descent.

First used in the film "THE BIRDCAGE" starring Robin Williams.

"You're afraid of my Guatemalaness, my natural heat"

by Johnny_James October 31, 2007

Crimson Gusher

When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.

"So Dude ... I was banging your mom last night when she gave me a crimson gusher."

by Captain Hungwell May 3, 2004

Guatemalan

noun
A short but badass from Guatemala, which is, contrary to popular belief, not Mexico.

Gaspar is a Guatemalan. Everyday in Health he lets me use his iPod.

by Apparatjik November 20, 2010

guster

A successful Boston band from Tufts University that people slam because they can write good music and make money.

I listened to Guster last night and im listening to Guster now.

by mlen September 3, 2003

Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.

man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"

by feldpar February 16, 2009