Gumpit

A fat potato-like baby

Wow !that gumpit is huge!

Is your gumpit a boy or a girl?

by Datishat June 4, 2018

Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.

As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

Taking a Grumpy

A fun way of saying you gotta poo.

Hey old gregg! Im taking a grumpy!

by Khlidy May 24, 2019

Forrest Gump

Greatest ping pong player in the world.

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."

by Jackerfack September 30, 2009

Grumpy Gerbil

a middle aged man who is a social studies teacher you HATE. he is annoying, unfair, and rude.

me: *goes to the bathroom*

Grumpy gerbil: WHERE R U GOING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BADDDD

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 13, 2021

Gummy Cow!

A lolcow on the SuperMarioLogan wiki who does nothing but sit his ass down and scroll through the SML Wiki and he has no other life, he is a socially awkward and anti social person who spends all of his time on the internet and isolates himself from the outside world, he's a very immature person for a 19 year old as well, he also says garbage like "AYAYA!" like shut the fuck up. There is no way this guy has friends in real life and all he does is use the internet, he uses the wiki while at his job as well. He also works at McDonalds like haha he probably eats all of the burgers because he's so fat and unhealthy!

Gummy Cow! is an SML Wiki staff.

by Matthew Hernendez February 21, 2023